...we all know the Yankees Suck, but how many of you
any idea how funny they actually are? The Yankees
alone on the field of humor as capable of being the
of the joke, the straight men, the comic relief, and
punch line all at the same time.
With all that in mind, here we go…
The Riddle of the Stinks: What sucks in the morning, sucks during the day, and sucks at night: The Yankees Suck!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, Yankees suck!”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are riding on a train. The minister turns to the priest and says, “Yankees Suck!”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the Yankees because he knew the Yankees Suck
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are flying in a plane that develops engine trouble and there's only one parachute;
the pilot gets on the PA and says, “Yankees Suck!”
If a train leaves Boston heading west at ninety miles an hour and another train leaves New York heading east at seventy miles an hour, how many miles do they have to go before the Yankees Suck?
Answer: Zero! It's a trick question; the Yankees always suck!
How many Yankees does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them because they suck – Yankees Suck!
With sincere apologies to the late Henny Youngmen: Take the Yankees – please! Because they suck!
You mother is fat…
How fat is she?
She's so fat, the Yankees Suck!
You mama is so old…
How old is she?
She's so old she was there when the Yankees first started to suck!